近日，国外论坛一个非洲反偷猎护卫队队员和大猩猩合照的帖子火了。老外在各种吐槽的同时，也感慨大猩猩的悲惨命运以及偷猎者的卑鄙无耻，跟小编一起来看看吧

山地大猩猩，地球上最大的灵长目动物，被国际自然保护联盟列为极度濒危物种，正面临着偷猎者的威胁以及生存的考验。据世界自然基金会2018年统计，全球只有大约786只山地大猩猩，生活在刚果(金)、卢旺达和乌干达的山区。

这是几兄弟出来散步？

Potatoprincessa：Just a couple of Bros hanging out!

这就是几个兄弟出来散步嘛！（生动形象）

cerberusALPHA5：Wow, that's pretty cool to see the gorillas acting so chill with the guards. Both gorillas look like they've taken pictures before lol.

哇哦，看到大猩猩面对反偷猎队员如此平静，真是太酷了。两个大猩猩看起来像以前就拍过照，哈哈（还摆pose呢）

TSmotherfuckinA：There's even a little smirk.

甚至还有点假笑（所谓的镜头感）

Rap3DBac0N：That gorilla on the left is my drunk uncle at any family function... beer belly? check. Fucked up feet? check. Uninterested annoyed look on his face? check.

左边那只大猩猩像不像每家都会有一个的那种醉酒叔叔.....啤酒肚？有。大笨脚？有。一脸不感兴趣生气的表情？也有

Justkill43：The one on the right too tbh

老实说，右边的那个也是那样（哈哈哈，真实）

ConsterMock93：I was unaware that gorillas could stand up that straight. The one on the left has better posture than me!

我以前都不知道大猩猩可以站这么直，左边猩猩摆的pose比我牛！

Xeletik：That looks like a gorilla who looked at a human and was like "this is what you look like"

像是大猩猩看着一个人，说：“这就是你的样子”（哈哈哈，太像了）

9_line07-15：Damn, that is actually really, REALLY cool! Those gorillas look so chill but are so strong at the same time.

靠，绝对的真的真的很屌很屌！大猩猩看起来很高冷，但也很强壮

RickyShade：The one on the right really has that "feeling cute" face.

右边的那个真的有一副 “我很萌”的脸（特意翻回去又看一了一遍）

Azz888：One on the left needs to lay off the cheeseburgers

左边那个需要减掉大汉堡肚子

KrimxonRath：Gorillas are mostly herbivores and require a larger gut to hold and process the 40lb of vegetation they eat each day.

大猩猩大多是食草动物，需要更大的肠道来保存和处理每天吃的40磅植物（40磅？）

khoabear：That's what my dad says about his belly too but we all know it's for the beer he drinks each day.

这也是我爸给他的啤酒肚开脱所说的话，但我们都清楚他的肚子放的是每天喝的啤酒（这么说你爸真的好吗）

BeezDragon：Beer is just concentrated liquid vegetation.

啤酒是浓缩的液体植被

seedylfc：Gorilla is like. “Check me out. I’m a fat bastard”

大猩猩好像在说“瞧一瞧看一看，我他妈是一个胖球”

Falcon_Alpha_Delta：Those gorillas are so chill. These definitely aren't their first selfies. They got it down pat

那些大猩猩真是太平静了，绝对不是它们第一次自拍，都会低头看镜头

AnonymousTom87：I see 3 monkeys.

我看到3只猴子

TheLittlestTiefling：That gorilla at the bottom look gangsta af

下面的大猩猩看起来像黑帮

WhatTheHosenHey：I swear those gorillas look just like some hirsute friends of mine.

我发誓那些大猩猩看起来就像我一些长了很粗的毛的朋友（表面朋友，塑料友谊）

居然讨论起和大猩猩打架

Aloafofbread1：You’d be surprised at how human gorillas can be. They’re basically like 7 year old kids.

人们绝对会被大猩猩的本事惊讶到，他们基本上就像7岁的小孩

omegablivion：7 year old kids that can rip your appendages off.

能撕掉你四肢的那种7岁小孩（怕怕）

AlaskanIceWater：I don't want to be around a 300 pound 7 year old when he's raging though.

不想待在一个300磅重正在发怒的 7岁“小孩”周围（没人想吧）

Onlythegoodstuff17：I believe primate muscles are much stronger per pound than a humans. Chimp's muscles are 1.5 more powerful than humans for the same size/mass.

我坚信灵长类动物的肌肉比人类强得多，在相同的个头/体重下，黑猩猩的肌肉比人类强1.5倍

Anticept：One drawback to the strength though is lower dexterity. Humans are very, very dextrous.

肌肉强一个缺点是灵活性较低，人类非常非常灵巧（你爬个树我看看）

rpungello：Dexterity doesn't help you much in a fight with a silverback

敏捷对于与银背大猩猩战斗并没有多大帮助

Darxe：Surely I would beat him in a thumb war tho

当然，我会在玩“石头剪刀布”时干倒大猩猩（你个小机灵鬼）

大猩猩为何同意拍照，他们能分辨敌友？

Timjustchillin：How do these gorillas differentiate these guys from poachers/invaders especially when they first start?They seem so relaxed around them

这些大猩猩如何区分反偷猎队员与偷猎者/入侵者，特别是刚开始时？它们似乎很放松

sinepsdrawkcab：I think these guys have probably been around them for so long that the gorillas have gotten accustomed to them.

我想这些人可能已经在它们身边待了很长时间，大猩猩已经习惯了他们

thebrokenchips：Indeed, and as gorillas are highly intelligent, they know what is ordinary, non-threatening behaviour.

事实上，由于大猩猩非常聪明，它们知道哪些是普通的，无威胁的举动

IamNotYourBuddy：So from my understanding, for the most part, gorillas are pretty relaxed and generally friendly with humans. They do get defensive when they feel threatened. But gorillas give warnings when they are threatened

据我的理解，大多数情况下，大猩猩非常放松，对人类友好。当他们感受到威胁时，会有所防备。当大猩猩真正受到威胁时，它们会发出警告（人不犯我我不犯人）

对大猩猩微笑是很危险的

Catch22ismybible：I wonder if the reason they don't smile in pictures is because the gorillas would misinterpret it.

反偷猎队员不在照片中微笑的原因是怕大猩猩误会吗

DankHemplar：It's a very real possibility and I would not want to make a gorilla think I'm a threat lol.

很有可能，我可也不想让大猩猩认为我大声笑是在威胁它们，哈哈哈（乐极生悲吗）

YouDontKnowMeHeHe：Why? What happens if I smile to gorilla?

为什么？如果我对大猩猩微笑会怎么样？

matchuhuki：Showing your teeth means you're in for a fight

对大猩猩露出你的牙齿意味着你想打架（建议不要尝试，哈哈哈哈）

为什么会有人偷猎大猩猩？

BeauRyker：What do gorillas possess that would induce someone to poach them?

大猩猩有什么特质会诱使某些人偷猎它们？（猩猩那么可爱，不要杀害他们）

rahomka：Bullshit ideas about medicinal uses or just for trophy parts.

认为大猩猩可以做药用，或就为了赢得打猎比赛的一些屁话

Koshunae：Theyre so closely related that I cant help but feel like that is cannibalism.

大猩猩和人类如此相似，虽然我帮不到什么，但觉得这是在同类相残（同意）

mrmurdock722：Meat, trophy hunting, fur, and some bullshit religions believe parts of their body cure disease

为了得到大猩猩的肉、狩猎奖杯、毛皮，一些无知的宗教还认为大猩猩的器官可以治病（小编此刻很心塞，唯有祝福）

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