听到“我爱你”后的最坏回答是什么？

What is the worst way to respond to "I loveyou"?

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Joed o bird

"If I could only get your sister tosay that."

如果是你姐姐这么说就好了。

BEN_AN NA_FOS GALE

"I love you."

"I love you...r sister."

“我爱你。”

“我爱你.....妹”

__lo ny__ x

Just not saying any thing and laughing,like real good hearty laugh would be pretty bad.

什么都别说就大笑好了。如果是那种如果很真心的笑真的很伤人的。

I m here what now

"You're just not terribly important tome."

可是你对我来说没那么重要。

Orestes d m

"I have to return some video tapes."

我只是想来还一些录像带。

DERPY BASTARD

"I thought we were friends."

我以为我们是朋友。

An toine bugle boy

"I love you."

"I'm married."

"I'm your wife."

"I know."

“我爱你。”

“我结婚了。”

“我是你老婆。”

“我知道。”

T Lee21

"That's adorable"

“这真好。”

Snord mey

"We need to talk."

“我们得谈谈。”

Koogle moore

Then you'll really love this once in alifetime business opportunity!

那你一定不能错过这个一生只有一次的商业机会！

Tele porter r

"Who doesn't?"

“谁不爱我呢？”

L lama_bri gade

"And I love you, random citizen!"

“我也爱你们，市民朋友们”

Ster culius

"Good for you"

“对你来说挺好的”

Make Me A Steak

"Cool, are you going to eat the restof that steak?"

“太好了，那你会把剩下的牛排吃完吗？”

Super Klyde Frog

"What if I told you love is aconstruct created by our genetics in order to pass on our D N A in a guaranteedway--serving the purpose of baby making only? And if you don't buy that, bebetter looking please."

“那如果我告诉你爱只是由我们的基因创造的，只是为了保证DNA传递，只是为了生孩子而已，你还爱我吗？如果这个说法你不接受的话，那我换一个说法好了：能长得好看点吗？”

Bo a zizzle

This is humiliating, but here goes: I oncedated this guy who had a thing against saying I love you too soon. I said itafter 5 months and he didn't say it back. I guess I thought if I said I loveyou enough, he would eventually come around. Worst response? "I heardyou."

这很丢脸，但事情是这样的：又一次我曾经和一个不喜欢太早说我爱你的男生约会。五个月之后我对他说了我爱你，但他并没有反应。我猜如果我说的够多，他最后一定会有反应吧。那么最差的回答是什么呢？“我听到了。”

Xx Dr Pown MonkyxX

Ouch

啊欧。

Sat ya_ pls

See you in chemistry!

那我们化学课上见咯！

D Mc Wombat

Hug me, brotha!

兄弟，来个拥抱吧！

Action_ Hank__ l

"You don't know what love is."

“你不知道什么是爱。”

Flying as paragus

Message seen at 12:41

12:41，信息已读。

Thug- boat

Did I say you could speak?

我说过你可以这么说吗？

Kay oss922

"I like you too"

“我也喜欢你”

regular_ gonza lez

Good luck with all that

祝好运。

Spectral wraith

"Oh....o k then."

“额...好吧.....”

M mm kay01

What is the worst way to respond to "Ilove you"?

I love me too.

Wait, are you pregnant?

听到“我爱你”后的最坏回答是什么？

我也爱我自己啊。

等等，难道你怀孕了？

Katey k mck

I.... tolerate you.

我.....可以忍受你。

Goiter buster

By releasing of large amounts of ink inorder to create a dark, diffuse cloud (much like a smoke screen) which canobscure the intruder's view, allowing you to make a rapid retreat by jettingaway.

释放大量墨水然后创造一个黑暗模糊的云层，就像一个烟雾屏障一样。然后这样就可以迷惑敌人的视线你就可以赶快逃啦。

1block l

"I love you too."

... if it's not true.

“我也爱你。”

....这不是真的。

Nic van roon

Already? Damn I'm good.

这么快就爱上了？我真他妈厉害啊。

Aw hiskey shot

Roger that.

知道了。

Pee_ tear_ Griffin

Ah h about a quarter past 5

啊，现在五点十五分。

Mr Pockets3

"Shut up baby, I know it."

亲，闭嘴，我知道了。

Sabre vicious

"Aw w, me too, Your such a great F R IE N D

“啊，我也是啊。你真是一个好朋友。”

Dummy stupid

No you don't. You love the idea of it. Youlove the idea of being in love, but you're not. You're too self centered anddumb to love anyone. You think infatuation is love, but it's not. You're justtoo stupid to know any better.

不，你不是真的爱我，你只是爱这个想法而已。你爱这种陷入爱情的感觉，但其实你并没有。你太自我，太无聊了，你不会爱上任何人的。你以为迷恋就是爱吗，它不是的。

Thrust_ Kicker

Are you sure?

你确定？

Mr van delay

"You know, I'm hungry. Let's getsomething to eat."

“额，我饿了，我们去吃点东西吧。”

Rei chert

Probably this.

这也的确有可能。

Succumbed To Reddit

"Get the fuck out of my house."

“滚出我家。”

I d Like To Be A Three

As my ex girlfriend said to me: O k, sure.

我的前女友是这么回答我的：好的。

Snord mey

"I just said that to yoursister..."

“我刚刚对你姐姐说了一样的话....”

T ri9 9er14

i love spending time with you too!

我也很喜欢和你在一起呢！

Flipdy namic z

I fucked Ted

我和Ted上床了。

I Am Dr Doom

"O h (name) if only there were someonewho loved you."

“啊，要是也有人爱你就好了。”

D J Wiki pedia

The worst thing you could say is nothing atall. I did this once. I thought there was no way we could know if we were inlove at this point because we were both young and hadn't known each other forvery long.

Turns out, we did love each other verymuch, I had just never felt that way before and I didn't know what it was untilit was over and it was too late to tell her how I really felt.

If you love somebody, tell them.

最差的回答就是没有反应。有一次我就这么做过。我觉得我们没办法知道我们现在是否相爱，因为我们都太年轻了，对彼此都不了解。

但结果是我们互相都很爱对方，我以前从来没有过这样的感觉。直到它结束我才意识到这是爱，但现在已经太晚了，已经结束了，我没有办法再告诉她了。

如果你爱一个人，就告诉他。

Flea fly flu

"I'm hungry, let's get some thing toeat."

“我饿了，去吃点东西吧”

bitch_ squad

The first time I told my boyfriend that Iloved him, he responded by telling me that he had loved the girl that he talkedto for 5 years immediately prior to dating me but that he didn't love me. Iknow now that he was attempting, in his own mis guided way, to tell me that heknew what love felt like and when he felt that he loved me he would tell me butit hurt like hell at the time.

当我第一次告诉我男友我爱他的时候，他是这样回答的。他说在和我交往之前，他爱那个和他在一起了五年的女生，但他不爱我。现在我知道了，他当时只是在以一种笨拙的方式告诉我，他知道爱是什么样子的，但那个时候他的回答简直把我伤的彻底。

Bi polar bears R AWR

"They don't think it be like it is,but it do."

“他们觉得不应该是这样的，但的确如此。”

Squeaky green mom

Saying I love you back and not meaning it.

就回答一句不是出自真心的我爱你。

Tweek the Geek

"We sold out to Face Book."

“我们把它po在脸书上吧”

Chris s817

There was this girl I used to spend a lotof time with, things were on and off for about 3 years and one night she asked."Why do you love me?" so I after mustering up all the courage I couldand confessed all the reasons I loved her. Her response, "I wish I wasdead." man I don't talk to her anymore but that moment still haunts mesome nights. I'm mostly over it but that shattered my confidence for a longtime.

曾经有这样一个女生，我和她在一起很长时间，断断续续有三年，一天晚上她突然问：“你为什么爱我？”然后我就鼓起勇气然后把所有原因都告诉了她。她的回答是：“我真希望可以去死。”从那以后我再也没和她讲过话了。但是那个瞬间我现在想起来有的时候都还是会心痛。尽管我已经看开了，但是那曾经重创了我的信心。

Johnny cakes614

Oh...thanks...

额....谢谢.....

Wap pen

That will be $2.95 sir. Advance to the nextwindow please.

$2.95先生，请移至下个窗口。

Krypton cock and balls

"Wait, what was your nameagain...?"

“等等，你叫什么来自着...？”

That black samurai

"Message Read @7:34P M"

it's 10:45 now...

7:34P M，信息已读。

可是现在已经10:45 了。

Red mom ba

"I know. "

Didn t mean it like that but it probablycame off as the douchiest thing I ever said.

“我知道。”

尽管不是想表达这个意思，但这是我说过最装逼的话了。

Verisi milli pede

This is going to be buried, but I got,"Really? Cool." The relationship kind of died after that point...

“真的吗？呵呵。”友尽。

Sham wow515

Told my girlfriend "I love you"for the first time, she started crying like i just killed her cat. Awkward tosay the least.

当我第一次对我女朋友说我爱你的时候，她就哭的好像我杀死了她的猫一样。

A O giba

.... SEE YOU IN CHEMISTRY

......化学课上见

Jam k grif

"U m... Thank you" - My heartdropped afterwards.

“额.....谢谢。”----我的心犹如坠入了冰窟

F jells

"No" Just that. No thing else,just no. Not loudly or dramatically, just an every day no.

“不要。”就这样。什么也别说了。不要太大声，也不要太戏剧化，就像一个普通的“不要”

Sam amp

"i know" while lowered into car bonite

“我知道了。”

Kitty Kat1986

"That's sweet"

“真好。”

Beat man6

Stare at them in awe and start crying, thenexcuse yourself so that you can clean up. Once you've been in the bath room forlong enough and she's gotten bored of sitting around waiting, flush the toiletto announce that you're ready to return to her. Open the bath room door, standin the doorway and meet her gaze from across the room.

Then whisper, ever so softly but loudenough for her to hear, as your eyes well up with tears...

..."thanks :')"

充满敬畏的看着她然后开始尖叫，然后说声不好意思你要整理一下自己。一旦你在厕所里待的时间够长，她就会开始无聊然后四处走动四处看。然后你冲个厕所，暗示你要出来了。打开厕所门，站在门口看着她。

然后小声说，要非常温柔但声音大的她能够听到，然后眼睛里最好泛起泪花，

.....“谢谢。”

Full Throttle Booty

With a flat, emotionless "Huh"and a slightly puzzled look.

用非常平淡，丝毫不带感情的声音说“嗯？”最好带上一丝疑惑的表情。

Kill- Bacon- Tea

Hysterical laughing and pointing, whilewalking away.

发疯似的边大笑边离开。

sunny_ happy_ things

What is the worst way to respond to "Ilove you"?

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

听到“我爱你”后的最坏回答是什么？

“嗯，很多人经常这么对我说。”

Mo ji mo jr

Actually saying I love you back withoutmeaning it

不带感情的说声我爱你。

Ser Bison

"Shit."

“靠”

Worried sister

"I love you too" and don't actuallymean it.

不带感情的说声我也爱你。

Bob no jio

"I know"

“我知道”

York shire Teapot

I had sex with your sister

可是我和你姐姐上床了。

T s__ PMG

"Sorry, but nah"

“不好意思，但是我不爱你”

Cautious Crème Soda

"See y a in chemistry."

“化学课上见哟亲”

Death Chess

"Aw w. That's sweet. Would you be a dearand check my phone for me? Matt is supposed to text me and I don't want to missit."

“啊，这挺好的。你能帮我看着手机吗？Matt说好要给我发短信的，我不希望错过短信。”

Open Straight Elephant

You're too three-dimensional for me, pig.You'll never be better than Haruhi.

你对我来说太三次元了。你永远比不上凉宫春日的。

The Edes

The question was the worst way possible,not the best.

问题问的是最差的回答不是最好的回答。

Lan tago nist

"Why?"

I actually said this by accident when Ididn't know what to do, she ran off in tears and that was the end.

“为什么？”

我的确又一次不小心这么回答了，因为我不知道该说些什么。然后她就哭着跑走了，然后就没有然后了。

e2 000s

I love me too

or

I hate you

or

Thanks!

我也爱我自己啊

或者

我恨你

或者

谢谢！

In somnia czom biex

"I'm sorry."

“不好意思。”

Mo hres sesa

"Can I borrow $15?"

“那能借我15美金吗？”

-eDg A R-

One of the worst would be just to startlaughing really hard.

最差的应该是当即大笑吧。

The Pickle Bucket

Who?

谁？

Tini cke

“I love you,Eliza,” I said.

She thought about it. “No,” she said atlast, “I don’t like it.”

“Why not?” Isaid.

“It’s asthough you were pointing a gun at my head,” she said. “It’s just a way ofgetting somebody to say something they probably don’t mean. What else can Isay, or anybody say, but, ‘I love you, too’?”

我说：“Eliza，我爱你。”

她想了想，最后说，“不要，我不喜欢这样。”

我问：“为什么不喜欢。”

她说：“这感觉像你拿着枪指着我的头。就好像强迫人们说一些他们可能并不想说的话。除了“我也爱你”，我还能说什么呢”

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