日前，一位外国网友分享了一些安徽黄山的照片，吸引大量眼球，老外惊叹之余，纷纷赞叹！神奇之处，又浮想连篇，十分有趣！

Sloca1：Wow. This is absolutely stunning.

哇哦，黄山简直太神奇了！

airforcefalco：There is some master of Kung Fu living up there waiting to teach their secrets to whomever finds them.

有功夫大师住在山上等着给追寻他们的人传授武功秘籍

water_mizu：If I can get up there myself I don't need him to train me kung fu

我要是能爬到那儿根本不需要大师教我功夫

xRahul：That's the whole point. When you actually find him he'll day some wise sounding shit about how Kung Fu comes from within and you'll magically know Kung Fu without him doing anything.

I bet this is some pyramid scheme shit or something.

说到点子上了，如果你真的找到了大师，他就会说功夫是如何由内而来，结果他没做什么你就神奇地领会了功夫。

我打赌这就是传销或其他骗人的玩意

Machdame：No, darling. That is where the Kung Fu master teaches you to fly. The mountains were a test. The lesson comes when you go back down.

不是的，亲。黄山是功夫大师教你轻功的地方。爬山只是一个考验。下山的时候你就明白为啥了

wingmasterjon：He'll teach you how to get down without dying.

大师会告诉你如何在不暴毙的情况下下山

water_mizu：If he tries to sell me some fucken herbal supplement I'll just jump off the cliff.

如果大师要卖给我一些什么草药补品，那我还是跳崖算了

Dreidhen：I'm convinced 99% of Kung-Fu Master-Monks living on mountains advertised just to get somebody else to clean their damn houses

我确信99％的住在山上的功夫大师做广告只是为了招人清理他们脏乱的房子

dapanpan：“Master, could you teach me one thing or two, like... How to go down from here?” “ I have yet to figure that out, young man.. Why do you think I’m here for 40 years?”

“大师，你能传授我一两招，比如......怎么从这里下去吗？” “我还没钻研出来，年轻人......你以为我为啥在这里待了40年？”

FilmAndChill：What's this? A properly edited photo? I almost forgot that was possible

这是哪？PS过的照片？差点忘了地球上真可能有这样的地方

TheCraxo：They made the Ace Combat 7 map into reality!

中国人将《皇牌空战7》的地图做成真的了！

MyOpinionOverYours：I think I flew some planes there in Ace Combat 7

感觉在《皇牌空战7》中开飞机在那飞越过

xxxGRIZZLEDxxx：“All cowards, go hide in the thunderclouds like Trigger”

“ 胆小鬼们，都躲到雷云里面去吧 ” （《皇牌空战》配音）

Chopedada：Imagine running a zip line between those two.

想象一下，在两座山之间弄一条索道

Theactualguy：Who’s ready to fly on a zipline?

谁敢去坐那的缆车？

PotofOrientalSunrise：Who's ready to die on a zipline

不怕死的

MaxWeiner：hold your breath... if you have a respiratory system.

屏住呼吸......如果你还能控制自己呼吸

colombianbirdwatcher：That would destroy the magic of the site ️

弄索道会破坏黄山的神奇

spooklordpoo：The crowds already do that. Still an epic sight to see though. Been there 5 times, always packed. But that also depends on when you travel.The last 3 times I’ve gone I’ve had shit luck. Rainy season, insane fog. But I do recall my first 2 times being epic. Also the ride up and down = awesome.

The mountainscape just looks way different from the mountains you find in the USA or Europe. That classic Chinese mystical mountain look

已经有索道了。尽管如此，仍然是史诗般的景色。我去过5次，人很多，去的时机很重要。我最后去的3次运气很不好，碰上雨季，很大的雾。但我前两次去简直是史诗般的记忆。上山、下山都感觉非常棒！

黄山看起来与美国或欧洲的山脉都不同。那是经典的中国神秘山峰

Feanor_Elf：Holy shit! Is this real?!

妈妈咪呀，这是真的吗？

EataFatRichard：If dragons DO exist, this is where they’re hiding.

如果龙真的存在，黄山就是他们藏匿的地方

Pater_Tsou：I believe that this is where Marshall Ericksen went to train for his ultimate slap to Barney.

相信这就是马歇尔·埃里克森为了终极打击巴尼而去训练的地方（《老爸老妈浪漫史》）

HothHalifax：Nope. That's Pandora from Avatar. ;)

不，那是阿凡达里的潘多拉星球。;）

pattimus_prime：Is that where Avatar are born?

那是阿凡达出生的地方？

Sab159：Is this where the northern air temple was ?

这是北方空中神殿的所在地吗？

Rommie557：.... But where's the Air Temple?

……但空中神殿在哪里？

StillSaving：There's a bunch of rare herbs on the first mound on the right. Also, you can easily hang glide into lurelin village from here.

右边第一个山顶上有一堆稀有草药。然后，可以从那轻松滑翔到卢雷林村（游戏《赛达尔传说》中地名）

sfcnmone：And lots of mighty bananas.The comment I was looking for.

还有很多强力香蕉，我就要找这条评论，哈哈

sukhriat：Unreal.. Thanks for sharing.

简直不真实…谢谢分享

rivertownFL：it is so beautiful, definitely I am going to visit it

太漂亮了，我绝对要去那游玩

a_lost_spark：Thank you for my new phone background

谢谢，这就是我新的手机壁纸了！

kibblznbitz：Uhhh-Why are they called yellow?

呃…为什么要叫 “黄” 山呢？

pwntastik：Definitely visiting there again. The Huang in Chinese means King even though it sounds just like the word for yellow. I learned this from the tour guide there.

绝对要再去那里。黄中文意思是王，王和黄听起来差不多。我从导游那里学习知道的

glickfold：That one tree won!

那棵树是赢家！

lebookfairy：Does anyone know what kind of tree it is that's centered in the photograph? We had one in our yard that was killed by sapsuckers, and I'd like to replace it.

谁知道这张照片里的树是什么树？我们院里一棵树被啄木鸟啃死了，想换一颗种上。

DaddySaurumon：I've always always wanted to visit China. Such amazing scenery.

我老想去中国游玩了，那的景色太壮观

Wateristea：This place is amazing! Visited it twice,during winter in December, low season pricing and less tourist. Visited in April and the other side of the mountain is open. Lots of visitors, but if you hiked 1/3rd up most of them got tired and its enjoyable again. Definitely a place to visit!

黄山太神奇了！我去过两次，12月份冬天的时候，淡季价，游客也少。4月份，山另一边也开放了，游客很多，但走过1/3路程，大多数游客就累了不走了，就又好玩了。绝对是一个值得去玩的地方！

lunarwolfspirit：Can someone explain how the rock formations came to this state where you have tall narrow shaped mountains?

有人能解释一下岩层是怎么形成高高窄窄的山的？

StronkDonk：This makes me want to naked Tarzan vine swing from pillar to pillar through the clouds

这张图让我想要赤裸的穿过云层，用泰山藤从一个柱子荡到另一个柱子上去

TimeSinky：Alex Honnold should see this!

亚历克斯·霍诺尔德要看看这个！（著名徒手攀岩狂人）

jaspersgroove：Interestingly enough some of best green tea in the world is grown on the side of that mountain.

有趣的是，世界上一些最好的绿茶都生长在黄山的一侧

airforcefalco：Beautiful.Hope I can visit there in my lifetime.

漂亮！希望有生之年能去黄山游玩

megwach：Its totally worth it! It’s a beautiful place to go!

完全值得一去！黄山很美丽！

murky_canonization：I was lucky enough to travel to the Yellow Mountains, it is one of the most beautiful place on earth. It is so surreal, it feels like a landscape from a fantasy realm. Usually photographs fall a bit short. This photo really captures some of the sensation of being there.

有幸去过黄山，那是地球上最美丽的地方之一。它是如此超现实，感觉就像是幻想出来的场景。通常那的照片都有点不足。但这张照片真的捕捉到了在那里的一些感觉。

futureslave：Huangshan!For my 40th birthday I climbed the 6,000 stone steps with my 4 year-old daughter on my shoulders. Such a beautiful and unique place. China is a different planet. I told myself that after such an experience I would never have a midlife crisis!

Now I'm turning 50 next month and hiking across Ireland! I was right! No midlife crises in sight!

黄山！我40岁生日的时候，扛着4岁的女儿爬了6000步石阶。那是一个如此美丽而独特的地方。中国就是另外一个星球。那次经历之后，我告诉自己，我永远不会有中年危机！

下个月我就50岁了，现在在爱尔兰徒步旅行！我是对的！我没有中年危机！

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老外评中国黄山：有大师在那修炼？